Want to watch a genius figure out his medium right in front of your eyes?

A masterful feature-length debut from the soon-to-be most famous entertainer in the world

Looking for a good time? Drink some cough syrup and watch this shit

A movie about kindness. Don’t mind the dildos

WALL-E for 40-year-olds

Would you rather burn alive at a taping of Night Owls with Jack Delroy or be an audience member at The Late Late Show with James Corden?

Everything you hate about comedy sequels. The third one is worse than this?

Just pretend there aren’t sequels to this

#1

Bob Odenkirk stars as Steven Seagal in Boomers: We Still Got It

The white dude from In Living Color takes over the world

Roll ‘em up!

“Mr. Travolta and Mr. Cage, it’s an honor to have you both join this production. What I need from each of you is, well…please, close your eyes. Think of the most over-the-top acting performance you’ve ever seen. Have you thought of one? Okay, now open your eyes and look at me closely. Go twice as big.”

I’ll admit it. If this was about the Seattle Mariners, I’d give my rating at least a half star bump

Second breakfasts for all!

I think I saw this guy in North Long Beach the other day

Okay, I should take a break from these

I recap these Death Wish movies in detail to my girlfriend, and she loves it, let me tell ya

“Good morning, Paul Kersey Design. Uh huh…yes, I know those permits are a bit behind schedule. It’s been busy around here. You don’t watch the evening news?”

A meditation on justice and morality