I complain a lot in this review. I swear I like the movie

Norm dares you to laugh

If you're a straight male born between 1980 and 1985, the VHS of this movie holds a special place in your heart

Mutant frogs, willing sex slaves, and Rowdy Roddy Piper

The three and a half-hour samurai masterpiece that you refuse to watch

Shrek wants all the smoke, Disney

Social-class disparity and capitalism are ugly, but we all agree that this house is dope, right?

Jerry loves Pop Tarts. Humans, not so much

Keep Portland Weird

From the radical creator of the Mad Max universe, comes a whimsical story of a cute little pig learning the power of kindness. No, really

Jackie Chan, the anti-Bruce Lee, makes a better movie than Bruce Lee ever did

Let’s just say I wouldn’t have been on this demon’s radar when I was in high school

This is how my students react when I take their phone at school

The funniest comedy you’ve never heard of ever. Unleash the fury!

Who are the Bad News Bears? They’re “a buncha [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], pansies, and a booger-eatin’ moron!”

Your favorite hockey underdogs are back, in a movie about never selling out and rejecting corporate greed. Brought to you by Disney!

Germans’ definition of a fun kid’s movie

Does this movie get funnier with Walter Matthau in the Tony Curtis role? Or are we all horrified?

We should all get in the box and feel shame

Party like it’s 1999