#65: The King of Comedy
I could go to The Comedy Store tonight and find 2 or 3 comics just as depraved as Rupert Pupkin
#63: Beauty and the Beast
Ah, 1991. Back when animated movies were for kids, and not for grown ass adults to go to war over in endless essay thought pieces and social media battles
#60: True Lies
If you're a straight male born between 1980 and 1985, the VHS of this movie holds a special place in your heart
#56: Parasite
Social-class disparity and capitalism are ugly, but we all agree that this house is dope, right?
#52: Police Story
Jackie Chan, the anti-Bruce Lee, makes a better movie than Bruce Lee ever did
#51: It Follows
Let’s just say I wouldn’t have been on this demon’s radar when I was in high school
#48: The Bad News Bears
Who are the Bad News Bears? They’re “a buncha [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], pansies, and a booger-eatin’ moron!”
#47: D2: The Mighty Ducks
Your favorite hockey underdogs are back, in a movie about never selling out and rejecting corporate greed. Brought to you by Disney!