Let’s just say I wouldn’t have been on this demon’s radar when I was in high school

This is how my students react when I take their phone at school

The funniest comedy you’ve never heard of ever. Unleash the fury!

Who are the Bad News Bears? They’re “a buncha [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], pansies, and a booger-eatin’ moron!”

Your favorite hockey underdogs are back, in a movie about never selling out and rejecting corporate greed. Brought to you by Disney!

Germans’ definition of a fun kid’s movie

Does this movie get funnier with Walter Matthau in the Tony Curtis role? Or are we all horrified?

We should all get in the box and feel shame

Party like it’s 1999

This movie was dedicated to the memory of Don Simpson. If you have no idea who Don Simpson is, go ahead and pop that into Google. Maybe pour yourself a nice glass of wine

If you dislike yoga, do I have a scene for you

It’s the mom from 7th Heaven. You’re welcome

What I assume is a straightforward documentary about what it’s like living in Australia

Never heard of Clifford? Don't worry about Clifford. He'll be fine if you give him a ton of sugar and a book about Hitler

More disturbing than Damien? The casting in this thing

Basically a southern redneck’s version of Star Wars (which came out the same day, oddly)

Just how big of a parking lot would I need to get my Prius up to 88mph?

An old master’s last gasp

You know what people love about 1997? The CGI. May the 4th be with you for this one

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!