Mix in some baseball and this conversation has it all

Gimme 10% more Bobadook

Ideals can’t exist. Not really

Exhibit A for a sequel that was rushed to screen for a cash grab

I’m such a good sleeper, I like my chances against Freddy. I think he’d just get frustrated and leave me alone

The best film of 2025

An artifact of a changing Hollywood

The overwhelming passion of youth

Hollywood at its best

The feminist slasher flick?

An all-time great VHS box. You know the one

This thing was a juggernaut in 1998. Despite opening at #4 at the box office, it eventually reached #1 six weeks after its release through sheer word-of-mouth, beating the likes of behemoths like Saving Private Ryan and Armageddon

Before there was Paul Blart…

Does this goon make you laugh?

I give it 4 staahs

Mystery DVD #6

A dud. A homoerotic dud, but a dud nonetheless

This thing flies like a chicken

Up soars

Okay, but does it have hooves for feet? Talons, maybe?