Are we sure Johnny Depp wasn’t trolling Disney with this performance?

I want to hold your hand

A really good horror movie from two brothers who might be hacks, I can’t tell

A great Hollywood what-if movie (that I think is still pretty good)

P.T. Anderson loves human beings

Dumb, good fun that would benefit from being gooder

Ryan Coogler cares

Hallowed hipster house haunting

If high blood pressure were a movie

Has anyone written about Quentin Tarantino on the internet yet?

In the conversation for coolest movie ever

It’s too bad Randy Quaid is nuts now. He’s just walking around with performances like this in his back pocket?

Stephen King has bad taste in movies

Spy vs. spy (vs. spy vs. spy vs. spy vs. spy)

Gene Siskel’s favorite movie of 1992. No, really

If Bloodsport is too good for you, try this

A beautiful mess

A comedy classic that doesn’t quite commit to the bit

You’ll want to click the volume down a few times on this one

In the past 10 years, Brett Ratner got me too’d, Chris Tucker became a devout Christian, and Jackie Chan became a shill for the Chinese government. I wouldn’t hold your breath on those Rush Hour 4 rumors