“Oh gosh, this is fun! Hi, stupid! Hi, ugly!”

If only she had gotten those damn cha-cha heels for Christmas!

It’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man is farting

The call is coming from inside the house

A failed film from a script by William Goldman, starring Burt Reynolds, and shot on location in Las Vegas? You have to be at least a little interested

Everybody’s favorite underdog ogre becomes a billion dollar franchise

Stash some toilet paper and lather on the hand sanitizer. It’s time to party like it’s 2020 and stream The Wrong Missy on Netflix

No, this is not an April Fool’s joke. I really did watch Little Man tonight

Rocky is film’s cutest alien of 2026. Your move, Grogu

It’s Opening Day! Let’s watch some movie baseball

You’re there, you’re there, you’re there

Moral exceptionalism is cowardice

Tubi strikes again

I believe in the Barbarian Brothers

Creature-feature fun

Party time

It’s all about love, baby

A collab between Jean-Claude Van Damme and the writer of Showgirls. It’s as strange as it sounds

The sad clowns

Sorry Bry, I still had a great time