100% on the Dad Movie Meter

The least loved Tarantino film?

This doesn’t work

Vanity, baby

We forgive you, Eddie. Come back

Nepo Baby: The Movie

Okay it’s bad, but it’s not that bad

A diamond in the rough

My favorite filmmaker’s best movie

Mix in some baseball and this conversation has it all

Gimme 10% more Bobadook

Ideals can’t exist. Not really

Exhibit A for a sequel that was rushed to screen for a cash grab

I’m such a good sleeper, I like my chances against Freddy. I think he’d just get frustrated and leave me alone

The best film of 2025

An artifact of a changing Hollywood

The overwhelming passion of youth

Hollywood at its best

The feminist slasher flick?

An all-time great VHS box. You know the one